The official merch line of the Cockroach Janta Party — T-shirts, mugs, stickers, and posters for the chronically online and the professionally unemployed. Built for the swarm. Shipped from Surat. Ships when the wifi works.
Limited first run. Pure satire. Honest stitching. Every piece designed by and for the swarm.
Heavyweight cotton. "Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed" front print. Cockroach swarm back graphic.
350ml ceramic. "Even the cockroaches are sleeping" wraparound print. Pairs well with chai and government scandals.
Set of 4 A3 posters. Premium matte. Wall-ready satire. Includes the original "Ban Retired CJs from RS" classic.
20 weatherproof vinyl stickers. Stick them on laptops, helmets, exam halls. Survives WiFi outages.
The swarm needs a uniform. Not a corporate tee with a tiny logo — a loud, dumb, honest piece of fabric that tells the world you'd rather be unemployed and right than employed and lying.